This present absurdity is reminiscent of the times when churches promoted the 'mission position' in sex as having intercourse standing up was somehow frowned on by their gods. For example, in Florida saying the word gay is forbidden in schools and frowned on in public. Ron: Meanwhile back on the USA Range, churches are breaking up with bittern battles over all things gay. 'When asked, 'Can you marry us?, the answer will have to be, 'No, because I choose not to,' rather than, 'No, that's something that I cannot do,'' said Ben Thorpe, a minister in Glasgow, 'and that creates pastoral difficulties as well for everyone on both sides of the debate.' (For the computer article Click Here. Those in favor of same-sex marriage have celebrated the move as welcoming, but others in the church fear that even though they would not be forced to participate, the move puts pastors who oppose same-sex marriage in a more difficult position. After refusing to give up the name of a famous older woman he once dated and saying how he’d do if he had to face Serena Williams in a match, McEnroe gamely revealed the most hung tennis great. The Presbyterian denomination is preparing new suggested liturgy to bless same-sex marriages as well as guidance for the change in church law. The church's General Assembly has approved an overture that allows parish ministers and deacons to apply for authorization to marry same-sex couples. The Church of Scotland ministers are now permitted to perform same-sex marriages if they choose.